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25 July 2008 @ 08:31 pm
OH NO WALLS HAVE BEEN SMASHED DOWN AND RP CHARACTERS HAVE RUN FREE AND ARE ABLE TO TALK TO ONE ANOTHER. :O

MEOW?
 
 
*Pulls up to Mike's house in the pimp van blaring "SEX BOMB" at a ridiculous volume and wearing his stunna shades. He checks to be sure he looks awesome before he honks the horn and jumps out to go around to the passenger side so Mike can drive.*
 
 
26 March 2008 @ 04:11 pm
HULLO FORKS. WHO WANTS TO GO TO PROM? I GOT A TEN SEATER PIMP VAN With a motha fuckin' dent in it.
 
 
24 February 2008 @ 12:24 pm
WTF, SUGAR.

WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU, BILLY??


WOLVES, PLS. HOWL FOR ME. SEND HIM A SIGN. FIND HIM. PLS.

:'(
 
 
23 February 2008 @ 01:01 am
!!!!!!!!!

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I AM A VERY HAPPY MAN

You are all invited. No date set yet, but I will inform you as soon as I find my lover.

Vampires, humans, wolves, dogs, bees, butterflies, unicorns!! YOU ARE ALL WELCOME

look out for further announcements. It's gonna be awesome, k? Lot's of cheezy moments and leopard prints.

THAT'S RITE.

:')
 
 
 
21 February 2008 @ 12:53 am
Hey there, I'm new obviously. So, I plan to stalk all over your entries to find out what the hell is going on and where I can jump in, but in case any of you sexy babes want to fill me in, go on ahead.

In case you don't know who the hell Gianna is, let me tell you.
I'm human, unfortunately, but I work for the Volturi. I'm that cold heartless bitch who loves to watch unaware humans go off to their deaths. I want to be a vampire. I want it so damn bad that I don't give a fuck what it costs or what it means. Heaven? Hell? Fuck it, give me immortality and I'll be one happy vampy bloodsucking fiend.
I love all you vampires. I don't care if you're a vegetarian or not; I just want to be in your world, causing chaos and sucking the world dry. Also, some vampy sex wouldn't hurt. Male, female - you're all welcome.
 
 
17 February 2008 @ 08:51 pm
First off: CONGRATULATIONS TO SAM AND EMILY! Yet another loving couple has tied the knot. I wonder who will be next ;)

I may have to divulge the details of my disappearance to each and every one of you. See, when my wife died (killed, actually; but I'm not gonna dwell on that), some rich lawyer called me and told me that she has left me quite a large sum of money. Needless to say, I was surpised and I was baffled. I didn't know what to do with it! I'm just a simple cock-lovin' guy from Forks! What the hell would I need that huge amount of money for? prostitutes? nah. I thought about it...hard--and voila! I came up with something. Hmm. Notice my face? Yeah...YOU WANT IT? Yeah, bitches. IT'S MINE.

I, Charlie Swan, had fucking facial reconstructive surgery.

I WAS SO HOT THE DOCTOR WHO DID THE OPERATION COULD NOT TAKE IT AND FUCKED ME AFTER I HEALED. IT WAS MAGNIFICENT.

.... don't worry billy, my love. That was before you proposed to me ;)

!!!! YET ANOTHER SURPRISE.

BELLA HONEY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW MOTHER/FATHER OMG *tear*.

WELL I GUESS SAM AND EMILY AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO'RE HAPPY :D

BILLY: DON'T U DARE BREAK MY FUCKING HOT AND BIG HEART OK
 
 
01 February 2008 @ 11:18 pm
I feel so... alone.

Tell me what's happenin', forks.

Bella where are you?

Renee......
 
 
31 January 2008 @ 01:55 am
PPL OF FORKS THIS IS YOUR SHERIFF SPEAKING

Lookie what I found while cleaning my runaway daughter's room

IT'S KINDA HOTCollapse )
 
 
29 January 2008 @ 10:37 pm
A letter for my ~BELLA~

Dear Bella,

My daughter, are you having problems or anything? I noticed that when you come home, you have all these bruises, marks, and scratches all over your body. I mean, no, I do not "look" at your body or anything (altho it is getting nice) but I just... notice. It is always, always when you come home from the Cullens that I notice these things. Also, your mood swings and stingy behavior have been bothering me lately. Pls, what is wrong? Is Edward hurting you, my bella? Is alice draggin you around so much that your body slams the pavement everytime she does? I don't know what to do with you, bella. You know how at lost for words I am whenever I try to speak what's on my mind. As your father, I want you to cum to me. Or talk to Jacob if you want! Rumor has it that he has a large enough peen? I hope that will cheer you up my dear. :) Take his calls! or call him! Hell, give him a blowjob if he wants you to! Ok. GTG. I love you, bellaloo.

PS WHEN U TALK TO JACOB PLS TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO TALK TO BILLY OK? IT IS V. IMPT FOR ME TO TALK TO HIM

KTNX LY, HON! $3 ON THE TABLE! IT'S ALL YOURS! you're a lucky girl :) Fishin now!