A letter for my ~BELLA~
My daughter, are you having problems or anything? I noticed that when you come home, you have all these bruises, marks, and scratches all over your body. I mean, no, I do not "look" at your body or anything (altho it is getting nice) but I just... notice. It is always, always when you come home from the Cullens that I notice these things. Also, your mood swings and stingy behavior have been bothering me lately. Pls, what is wrong? Is Edward hurting you, my bella? Is alice draggin you around so much that your body slams the pavement everytime she does? I don't know what to do with you, bella. You know how at lost for words I am whenever I try to speak what's on my mind. As your father, I want you to cum to me. Or talk to Jacob if you want! Rumor has it that he has a large enough peen? I hope that will cheer you up my dear. :) Take his calls! or call him! Hell, give him a blowjob if he wants you to! Ok. GTG. I love you, bellaloo.
PS WHEN U TALK TO JACOB PLS TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO TALK TO BILLY OK? IT IS V. IMPT FOR ME TO TALK TO HIM
KTNX LY, HON! $3 ON THE TABLE! IT'S ALL YOURS! you're a lucky girl :) Fishin now!